BETTY IS CONVINCED THAT SHE'S A BUFFALO (2004)

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Betty is convinced that she's a buffalo

No one can talk her out of this

Right now she is stampeding in the kitchen

She's bellowing and stamping her fist

 

She's thoroughly convinced that she's a buffalo

That's the way she's acting today

I kinda wish that Betty the Buffalo

Was where the deer and antelope play

 

Now David is convinced that he's a donkey

Just listen to him bray

He says he's only eating alfalfa sprouts

He's stubborn about everything today

 

He's thoroughly convinced that he's a donkey

A donkey, that's the way it's going to be

I kinda wish that David the Donkey

Wasn't such a donkey with me

 

Now me, I'm convinced that I'm a seagull

Even though I haven't wings to fly

'Cause all I want to eat today is garbage

Chocolate bars and deep dish apple pie

 

I'm thoroughly convinced that I'm a seagull

That's the way I'm acting today

And if I see the Gulf Island Ferry

I'm convinced that I will follow it away

 

 

from A Poodle In Paris

©1990, 2004 Word of Mouth Music, Lac Laplume Music

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