JERKS
Jerks
With a capital 'J'
"Hey hey hey, baby!"
Hey hey hey-hey-hey, hey
Well they're always in packs
or groups of two
And like sharks in the pool
They descend on you
They're just jerks
With a capital 'J'
"Hey hey hey, baby!"
Hey hey hey-hey-hey, hey
Well they're standing at the corner
Just to watch you walk
Don't meet their eyes or
They'll plague you for blocks
Because jerks
With a capital 'J'
"Hey hey hey, baby!"
Hey hey hey-hey-hey, hey
Well there are jerks on construction
And jerks in trucks
Some want to bug you
Some want to fffffffffind out what you're really like
They're just jerks
With a capital 'J'
"Hey hey hey, baby!"
Hey hey hey-hey-hey, hey
Well there are young jerks and old jerks
And jerks who like to pinch
And they'll follow you for miles
Trying to give you an inch
They're just jerks
With a capital 'J'
"Hey hey hey, baby!"
Hey hey hey-hey-hey, hey
Well some want to talk
Some play the game
"Come on baby
Tell me your name..."
"What is it, uh, Diane? Uh, is it Louise? Hey hey, blondie, all the guys are over here! Whoa, look at the knockers..."
Jerks
With a capital 'J'
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
Jerks!
from One of These Days and Vinyl Songbook
©1981 CAPAC